since my daughter began to talk in whole sentences at around 18 months old we have been recording her funny sayings. All of them that have had us rolling in the aisles. Like all kids she copies the words and phrases she hears, especially things that regularly come out of her adults’ mouths. Not all of it pretty.
On a recent holiday in the far north region of Hokianga she was heard to say: Bollocks! My head is getting winded up. I saw two horses in the same paddock!